Parents

Parents are:

• Mandatory
• Annoying
• Lovable
• Frustrating
• Temporary
• Crazy
• Calm
• Weird
• Old
• Protective
• Relatable
• Teachers
• Frustrating.

I love my parents and all, but sometimes I just wanna scream. Seriously, I don't get how you were my age once, just saying. Oh, well. Gotta live with 'em I guess. ♥

Missing

MISSING!

Two Days Worth of Posts!

Description: Small, full of letters, words, and sentences, maroon font coloring, probably about something extremely irrelevant.

If found, please return to http://razzifical.blogspot.com/

REWARD: One free blog shout out

Yeah guys, so sorry, didn't post for TWO days, I apologize. I missed you but, alas, I have to listen to my parents. Which means "No blogging, you blog too much." Psssh, is there really such a thing as "too much" blogging? ALSO, I'd like to say "Happy Birthday" to my friend Hannah! ♥

Told You So!

Man, don't you hate it when people say that? It's true though I said "a new post will be here later today" or something like that, and here it is!

OMG. Look at this "Longest sentence in English literature/language belongs to writer Nigel Tomm. The sentence contains 2,403,109 words, 15,403,732 characters (with spaces) or 3,248 pages, and it is published in four volumes of Nigel Tomm’s novel ‘The Blah Story.'"
Crazy right? Feel free to comment the longest GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT sentence YOU can think of! :] ♥

Sorry

Hey guys, I just wanted to say "I'm sorry." I  really wanted to post yesterday, but considering I still live with my maternal and paternal units :] I have to abide by their rules! I will be posting TWICE, not once, not thrice, but TWICE today! :] So you can look forward to my next post later today! ♥

Short, Sweet, and to the Point

Don't do bad stuff. Yes, what you're thinking of right now DOES count as bad stuff. ♥

Speech

No, to answer your question, I am NOT giving a speech. I am talking about speech. :] Haha, pun. I plan to tell you some things I constantly mess up when I talk and even say some grammar mistakes I often notice (sorry language arts teachers that are reading this).

Things I Tend to Say Wrong:

• Money - "Monies"
• Sir - "Thir"
• Yes - "Yeth" or "Yef"
• That - "Thayt"
• Okay - "Mmkay" or "Uhkay"

Things I Hear Often Said Wrong:

• Irregardless - Not a real word.
• Psssst, hey, I'm over here. - HEY!! HEY!!! OVER HEREEEE!!!
• Father - "Fada"
• No - "Neh"
• Hey - "Heyyyyyyy!"
• Friend - "Homie" or "Bro"

Notice anything you say wrong? I bet you did. Don't lie. Mmkay, well, that's all for this post, but before I go, I'd like to make a special shout out to my friend, who's birthday it is today! Happy Birthday! ♥

Mean vs. Not Friends

I have only a few close friends, but that doesn't mean I bully everyone I don't necessarily like. There is a HUGE difference between being mean to some one and to not being their friend. I won't name any names (because that's rude), but there are most definitely some people in my school who I will, most likely, NEVER be friends with. Though, I'd hate to see them bullied. If you don't hang out with someone on a regular bases, that does not mean it is okay to bully them. It is perfectly acceptable to not be friends with someone, but bullying them because of that is just wrong! Maybe it's tempting? I don't know. Maybe you don't think it'll matter because you weren't friends to begin with? It does. Message of this post: "Don't bully someone because they're not your friend." ♥

Saturdays

It's Saturday night, and I'm at a raging party! I'm dancing and listening to awesome music, I'm even making my voice all high and squeaky with helium balloons!! Not. I'm blogging. :] Maybe not the most fun Saturday night, but I don't mind. I feel like the worst teenager ever, most people my age would love to be at a party with their friends, yet I would prefer a nice blog session. Today, I will be talking about...drum roll, please...I have no idea! I know EXACTLY what I want to discuss tomorrow, but I have no idea what I want to tell you guys about today, sorry! Since I have nothing better to talk about, I'm just gonna tell you about my typical Saturday.
Okay, so I wake up around noon, or so, and I do just about nothing, probably eat some sort of brunchish type meal, brush my teeth, go talk to someone about something pointless, probably hangout with someone less than half my age, eat dinner usually, shower, brush my teeth again, go to sleep. Exciting right? Hahahahahh, no. I'm not completely boring though! Sometimes, I go to a birthday party or have a friend over or something, I'm just not a wild Saturday kinda person. So, this is the end of this post, and don't worry, I will have something much more interesting for you to read tomorrow! ♥

Annoyed

I go to school Monday thru Friday (as do most people between the ages of 4 and 18) and constantly have to deal with things that annoy me. Hence, this post's name! I will be writing a list of things that annoy me (school and non-school) and maybe even explaining a few. So, here goes!

• Boys, little brothers in particular
• Homework
• Broken crayons
• Squeaky doors
• Bugs, flies in particular
• Being rushed
• People who think they're better than you, but aren't
• People who think they're better than you, and are
• Substitute teachers
• Smelly cologne or perfume
• When my phone dies
• Empty boxes of something you really wanted left in the pantry
• Chihuahuas
• How nothing rhymes with orange
• People who think they're all cool and that they have "street cred"
• When you smudge something you just took a really long time to write nicely
• When people over the age of 8 whine

Oh, my jeez! I could just go on forever!! I think these are some pretty good ones though. Yeah, and now that you guys know this stuff if anyone uses it against me, I will punch them in the ear. Got it? :] Okay, Expect a new post shortly following this one! ♥

Uhhhm...

Well, this is embarrassing! I have no idea what I want to say to you guys!! I definitely have ideas, and as long as I have computer access I will post stuff, but I don't know what personal thought I want to put on display for the whole world today! How about I tell you about me? I think once a month when I really don't know what to write for you guys I will write a "My Current Favorites" post. Cool? Okay, sooo... My current favorites are:

• Song: Look What You've Done by Jet
• Movie: Cyberbully
• Book: 'The Hunger Games'
• Food: I choose not to pick a favorite here, it could make all the other foods sad, and sad food just doesn't taste as good :]
• Color: Purple

Mmkay, that's it. Until next time, this has been RazzificalMe reporting! Tune in tomorrow! ♥

Another One

Alright guys, I know I already posted for today, but here's another chunk of random thoughts, for my oh-so-loyal 2 viewers, to read. I have sooo much I could say in each one of these, it's almost scares me. If I wasn't considered so smart to so many people, they'd probably have a very hard time figuring out how my brain could hold and process so much at once. :] Hahahh, but anyways! Everyone has opinions, right? So, here are some of my strongest ones.

• Gay and retard should not be used as insults.
• You should, at least, have a higher I.Q. than a popsicle stick to be allowed into 8th grade.
• Sexism is as bad as racism.
• You cannot judge a person by the actions of their family, their living situation, or their looks.
• People try and take stuff way too personally.
• Humans are both the smartest and dumbest species to have ever lived on Earth.
• Religion is a cute idea, but people take it much too seriously.

Again, I am NOT, under any circumstances, telling you how to live your life, merely how I live mine. ♥

George Washington

In U.S. History, we talked about George Washington's "Farewell Address," in which Washington gave America 3 warnings. They were (basically):

1.  Stay neutral, and stay out of any foreign wars,
2. Good governments stick to their morals, and
3. Political parties are dangerous, so don't become part of them.

George Washington was smart and knew what he was talking about, but did people listen? No. What happened? War, debt, chaos. So, I say to former president George Washington, thank you for your words of wisdom, but apparently only 13 year old U.S. History students, who are required to, listened to what you had to say. ♥

People Are Stupid. Plain and Simple.

I feel that it is best to start off this blog by explaining that people are stupid, and, yes, I realize I am a person and that means that I am calling myself stupid. I am. We are all stupid. As humans, we stereotype, generalize, discriminate, and bully. I have been guilty of all these at one point or another, but I, unlike many others, know the flaws of my actions. I try not to make the same mistake twice (considering I could try a new one everyday.) Back on track, okay, people are judgmental liars. Oh, and don't start with the whole "I'm not a liar" crap, yes you are. Any parents reading this? Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, Santa, et cetera, need I go on? Any tweens/teens reading this? "I have read and accept the Terms and Conditions." Need I go on? I have a lot of judgement and opinions, but I am NOT about to tell you how to run your life, okay? I love the diversity and cultural differences of the world, I love how so many people have come together and created a beautiful piece of art with the paints of our unique ancestors. (Ooh, metaphor. :]) So, I hope you decide that this blog is something you'd like to read, and more importantly something you'll understand and accept. Oh, and people are stupid. Plain and simple. ♥